Tattoos

I've caught the bug.

I got a little pin-up the other day [HURRRR], and since then I've just been wanting more and moreeeeeeeee.

Money is a bastard though, they're expensive. Like retardedly so, what's the deal?

One shitty one I had done when I was like 17 I want covered up and made into a sleeve, but it's difficult finding the right design since covering black is only possible, well, with black.

It was supposed to say PHIL, which is my name obviously, but I went in pissed up and came out with PHJ£ somehow. [HURRRRR]. Classic mistake I'm sure, and it made for a few good stories, but 99% of the time it's a reminder of how much of a moron I am, and how beer is no good.

But, I think I've found a sweeeeeeeeet design to cover it, just gotta fuck around a bit and get it to fit. It has flowers and shit, but I'll backhand any cunt who calls me girly and start tattooing notches on my arm for every person I knockout.

Looky.. the black bars the koi is on = whats going to cover the letters. Genius right?



I'mma book it tomorrow and report back.

Pussywhipped.

So a pissup tonight, planned a week ago, has come crashing down because my mates missus is playing up and not letting him out.

"Go out, but you won't be coming home" etc..

Am I wrong in thinking the best course of action is just to say 'Psssh, fuck you, it's been planned, I'm going' .. go out on the lash, get fucked up and deal with the shit in the morning?

Actually, if it was me, I'd do the above, then backhand the bitch when I got home for being such a fucking moron.

Maybe that's why I'm single.

MY FAVOURITE SONG OF ALL TIME.

If you don't like this you're a faggot.

This tune makes me go through every emotion possible in the short time it's on.

Euphoria ftw.

Pill days.. oh my days.

I'm getting a new tattoo Friday ..

.. because I'm cool.

Why so serious Em?

So MTV & Bruno play a little prank on Eminem, resulting in the dude literally walking out of the awards show.

Personally I'd be honoured to have the ass of Ali G & Borat in my face.. what's the deal?