I just lost the game.

Yeah, damn.

I haven't posted life.

For a while. Partly laziness, mainly because fuck all has happened worth blogging about.

And so, here's a list of mundane but life-related happenings for me as of late.

I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed the actual experiences.

  • I finally turned that girl loose, and managed to keep the phone. Smooth.
  • I'm 3 sessions into that tattoo. £80 a time is fucking killing me though.
  • I started painting graffiti again. Bombing/vandalising anyway.
  • That's about it. Life is great.

Three Frames

A website where three frames of a movie are played over and over, making trippy seizure-inducing images.


Twitter sucks. 'Cept this ..




The best ideas when you're high.


Some gems include :

Midget Village

Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.

The Siamese Car

I was thinking about a car where they model the back to look exactly like the front of it, and when you're driving on the highway and an aggressive driver is speeding and passes everybody and approaches your car, the person will think he's screwed because there's another car coming right for him on the highway.

Ketchup injected fries

They should make french fries with ketchup injected inside them, that will make the munchies just that more cleaner

Least popular video game ever

A first person shooter video game where if you die in the game, the game is over...I mean totally over. You need to buy a whole new copy if you want to play again. And if you get shot in the arm or something, you can heal. But it takes as long in real life. So you can't play the game for six weeks. Enjoy. And be careful

Fuck The Police.

The largest street gang in America.

I'm normally not one to hate on the police, after all, it's just a job and they gotta deal with alot of shit, but this kinda stuff makes me wanna go on the rampage and gun them fuckers down.

The Largest Street Gang in America

.. you say you love me.

Internet Justice AHOY

So the bulk of story goes like this :

Some mentally challenged dude says to guys at an auto-parts store next to Bobby Joe Blythe's dojo, that he's gonna teach there. Says that he was taught by Jesus.

Blythe hears this, invites the guy inside, humours him, before letting one of his black belts beat fuck out of the guy, possibly killing him, then throwing his body in a dumpster out back.

It was recorded. Here's the video, with more info and links and shit below.

4chan and the internet vigilantes have got his personal details/address etc.. already, so it's just a matter of seeing what comes from it. Dudes deserve to be fucked up and jailed at the very least though.

News story

Info :

The instructor is a known bully Bobby Joe Blythe. He is 63 years old and lives near Fresno. He is currently a flight instructor. In 1984 he taught martial arts, including training body guards. He was well connected with the VA law enforcement and military, so he had friends.
Bobby Joe Blythe 559-584-9315 989 Robin CT Hanford, California

The attacker is Willie J Dennis, currently residing in Florida. He is up for charges soon on a separate assault case.

Quote from Blythe :

'This dummy was in my shopping center while I was on a Bodyguard Job in Washington, DC. This guy was in the Pizza Hut eating pizza off the plates of others and the Pizza Hut Manager ran him out with a pistol. Later the very same day, police officers were called to remove him from a nearby pharmacy after having been caught reaching into customer's purses. A short time after that, he visited a Napa Auto Parts store next to my Karate Dojo and told the management he planned on teaching in that Dojo and that Jesus taught him.

'The Napa guys told him he was confused (their polite way of warning the man against such action), but not wanting to miss a show, they told the man they would close early just to watch and that he must not know the owner, which is nobody to play with.. Needless to say, the police pulled him out of the dumpster behind my Karate Dojo where he was neatly placed. Semper Fi to all my Marine brothers. The karate student in the white is also a Marine Sgt. and a brand new Black Belt. Never get stupid with a Marine, you could get jacked up and have your clock stopped.'"

The X-Factor is shite.

GTFO my telly set you pile of wank.

Good music.


Find these trainers for sale in the UK.


Girl of the week : Alison Stokke

Allison Stokke is a college women’s pole vaulter and is one of the best in the USofA. She is also smoking hot. Born 1989.

I would smash the shit out of her. am i rite?

Requiem For A Dream

I'm snapping my neck to the DnB remix of the Requiem For A Dream soundtrack atm on Jewtube hurrr, and I figured if I can turn just one person onto the film, then it's all good. So this is my RFAD recommendation post. You best go fucking buy/download it.

It's like the comedown version of Trainspotting, (which doesn't sound too appealing but still..) and just as good if not better.

I cried watching it, it left me kinda numb for days afterwards. And I'm super manly mind you. I shave with the pelvic bone of Chuck Norris and shit, chew lead like motherfuckers chew tobacco. But it messed me up, trust.

Seriously.. it's a must see.

#65 in IMDB's top #100 list, so you knows it's good.

Thought Moments.

This is beautiful. No homo.

Sloth in a box.

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I should be a millionaire by now.


I came up with the worlds greatest idea yeaaaaaaaars ago. Get this. A pedal for your toilet seat. Like a pedal bin yeah, but for your loo seat.

Think about it. How many times have you had your girl moan at you for leaving the seat up? Think about the germs and shit you're getting on your fingertips when you lift the damn seat up for a piss.

2 markets cornered right thurrr. The hygiene & female markets = DOLLADOLLABILLSYO.

(Yeah, you could say you always wash your hands anyway after a piss.. but c'mon, how many guys actually do?)

It sounds stupid at first yeah, like when I would excitedly tell people about my idea and how it's gonna change the world, they'd initially think it was a joke and gimme a weak laugh, but then, as I built up to my cresendo of awesome their face would change into a mixture of awe and amazement coupled with 'Why the fuck didn't I think of that?'.

And so, why am I not bathing in Cristal and snorting coke off some models tits in a swanky mansion?

  1. I'm a lazy cunt.
  2. I'm a lazy cunt.
  3. Some not very lazy cunt patented the idea already.

Last year see, after watching Dragon's Den and American Inventor and seeing these retarded ideas get investments from those annoyingly smug rich bastards, I figured I'd finally change the world with my idea.

Market it, have every new house fitted with one as standard and live off the royalties forever. It would be as big as the microwave.

Then I actually stopped drinking/smoking and sneaking onto golf courses and looked up patenting my idea. Some other cunt already had.

Also, a few weeks later and I saw some guy present a similar thing to the judges on American Inventor.. and he got laughed off as a joke segment. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

A few have been made, but they've never caught on. Why? Because I'm not selling the shit is why.

I'm tellin' ya, it could change the world if it was in the right hands, I'm just a good few years too late.

Story of my life.

I'd like to say it's because I'm too good for any girl but it's more like I take any cunt home at 4am.

Bashy, I salute you for capturing my life so perfectly.

The best 2 minutes of comedy ever.

This guy is a legend.. I've been in tears for 20 minutes replaying it.

If anyone can find out who the guy is or more of his stand up, I'll pay you. Like really, cash cash.