The best ideas when you're high.


Some gems include :

Midget Village

Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.

The Siamese Car

I was thinking about a car where they model the back to look exactly like the front of it, and when you're driving on the highway and an aggressive driver is speeding and passes everybody and approaches your car, the person will think he's screwed because there's another car coming right for him on the highway.

Ketchup injected fries

They should make french fries with ketchup injected inside them, that will make the munchies just that more cleaner

Least popular video game ever

A first person shooter video game where if you die in the game, the game is over...I mean totally over. You need to buy a whole new copy if you want to play again. And if you get shot in the arm or something, you can heal. But it takes as long in real life. So you can't play the game for six weeks. Enjoy. And be careful