Not really for health reasons, more the fact that I'm a terrible drunk.. especially with women. Apologies all around when I wake up the next morning and read the abusive texts I receive and get told just what the fuck I was doing by my drinking partners the night before.
Sounds pretty typical really.. but the past few months I've managed to :
- Get beaten up, knocked out cold and mugged by a gang of girls at like 4am, middle of nowhere. (First 'all-you-can-drink' experience).
- Lost my wallet.
- Lost my phone.
- Given a girl a fat lip.
- Jumped 5+ taxis.. and hitchiked home when no more would take me.
- Slept in Marks & Spencers bins.
- Sent abusive texts to some bird.. followed by the classic line "Fair play yeah, come to mine and I'll fuck you rough n nasty how you like it."
- Almost got beaten up by some black dude, apparently because I said 'Oi.. are you gay?' out of the blue.
- Got an £80 fine for pissing in a doorway.
& I've been out probably less than 10 times. Not good.
I blame the all-you-can-drink nights. £8, knocking back any drink all night.. wtf do people expect?
I would say they should be banned.. but then I couldn't afford to go out and be an idiot.. so for now, they're awesome.
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