Prison ruins society.

A mate of mine came outta prison Monday, after serving a few months for stealing a motorbike. He's a good lad, a bit thick and easily led, but good underneath it all.

He's been in and out of prison since 15, when he made the brilliant decision to petrol bomb a policeman as he left our estate's police station,(Found an old article hurr : CLICKY), and is always getting into trouble, but deep down he's alright. I'm sure you know the type of person I mean.

Anyway, he knocks my door while I'm in the bath, is let in, and comes into the bathroom all high as a kite asking me if I want a line. It's like 11am (which is far too early for my eyes to be open, let alone have a line), so I'm like 'Nah I'm good mate, whatchu got? Good coke?'

'Nah, gear.' he says.

So I'm like whaaaaaaaat? He says schmack.

Mind = blown.

WTF man. So the stupid cunt smokes junk in my living room while I'm in the bath, I get out and give him a bollocking and he's all like 'Nah man, I only do it once in a blue moon' etc.. etc.. and I'm shot to shit mentally, 'cos I know the daft cunt is gonna turn into a junkie.

Prison man, ain't good. He was on the drug/alochol wing even, where they're supposed to sort out your addictions and shit.

He was a big cider drinker, a few litres a day, and fair play to the prison services they did manage to get him off the cider, except it's straight onto fucking heroin. Jesus christ man. I feel terrible for anyone who goes to prison and has no willpower. You go in smoking weed, come out a fucking crackhead. No doubt HMPS release some report about how they got so many inmates off weed per year, but fail to mention they just jumped ship and started recreating scenes from Trainspotting instead.

God help you if you go in a junkie. They'll probably let you OD and die and then mark you down as another guy they managed to stop from taking heroin again.


Anyone who says prison is soft, easy, or brags about going to prison is a knob. 1. You got caught. 2. You're fucking retarded.